HOW AT THIS TIME OF THE YEAR IS IT POSSIBLE OUT OF ALL THE HORROR MOVIES THAT HAVE BEEN MADE SINCE AROUND 1935 THAT THE T.V. NETWORKS SHOW THE SAME DOZEN MOVIES FOR THE ENTIRE MONTH OF OCTOBER?
Now my brother Dilligas would say "that ain't right ,but me I don't give a shit"and you guessed it my brother Dilligaf said,"me I don't give a fuck T.V. ain't worth watching anyway". He had rather go out to da bar and drank and cause his own horror show anyhow. Oh by the way being from south Louisiana we are cajun and damned proud of it. But back to the subject at hand,I mean how many time can you watch Jason and Micheal Mires cut,slash,stab the same group teens.After you watch them so much you know when they are going to strike and in what order the victims are going to die.I swear I have watched the same Friday the Thirteenth movies so many times that there is a blue dress that they must save because it has shown up in about five of the movies.
Another thing I wonder about is why Jason,Michaed,and even Freddie only pick on teenagers who are trying to get laid.Most of the series look like they were written as porn scripts and cleaned up to show to the general public instead of the other way around. Any way can someone please tell me why the other 10,000 horror movies made since 1935 can't be brought back to scare different groups other than teens looking to get laid and cut up for fish bait. Just wondering.
Now my brother Dilligas would say "that ain't right ,but me I don't give a shit"and you guessed it my brother Dilligaf said,"me I don't give a fuck T.V. ain't worth watching anyway". He had rather go out to da bar and drank and cause his own horror show anyhow. Oh by the way being from south Louisiana we are cajun and damned proud of it. But back to the subject at hand,I mean how many time can you watch Jason and Micheal Mires cut,slash,stab the same group teens.After you watch them so much you know when they are going to strike and in what order the victims are going to die.I swear I have watched the same Friday the Thirteenth movies so many times that there is a blue dress that they must save because it has shown up in about five of the movies.
Another thing I wonder about is why Jason,Michaed,and even Freddie only pick on teenagers who are trying to get laid.Most of the series look like they were written as porn scripts and cleaned up to show to the general public instead of the other way around. Any way can someone please tell me why the other 10,000 horror movies made since 1935 can't be brought back to scare different groups other than teens looking to get laid and cut up for fish bait. Just wondering.
What's everybody dressing as for halloween? Me i'm going as an old man who will be in bed for around 10 pm watching the same horror movies as the rest of the month.I have to go to bed early so I can get up early to drink beer,me and mine are daytime drinkers.For those of you who don't know daytime drinkers are professionals we drink early and often and get off the street before the amatures and the police start running around.
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